Part 4
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For the sake of not posting a billion pictures, when there is long dialogue I will in fact type it out. However, if that dialogue is also somewhat pointless and involves non-essential characters, I'll paraphrase. Slightly.
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS:
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KAWAII
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Secondly, there are tons of items just sitting around on the map. You can pull things out of closets, or if you run into a floor panal that you can't walk on, chances are it's an invisible item. Also, there are apparently areas where you can walk through walls for rooms of treasure, according to my one friend, but I can't confirm this.
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I steal shit from the priest's house.
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Sweet, I'm going to use his secret tunnel to steal from the church too!
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Whahaha I am so sinister! I could be the fifth sinistral! Wait, I'm right-handed.
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Yes, surrender all your sweet water!
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So not only is Mixam a psychotic killing machine, he's also a clepto. Excellent. That's Lufia's dress, so you know.
Okay but seriously I should probably tell the other knights about the monsters.
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Good for nothing. . . fine!
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Castles are so. . . blue.
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The king will help me, right?
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FUCK.
Oh well I guess I'd better go check it out.
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World map! Psst here's a secret:
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This shrine connects to several other shrines on other continents, and the guy on the other side will heal you for free. Of course, you can't just warp to other continents, you have to unlock them by going there first. This is kind of stupid, since you get the warp spell pretty early on, but whatever.
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Oh shit, a jelly. . . fish? Uh. . . someone had some translation problems, I think.
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Step one to killing hoards of evil monsters and ultimately saving the world: get your level up.
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CAN'T YOU SEE?! WE'RE ALL MAD HERE! I'M MAD, YOU'RE MAD. . .
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There's a small town on the way, where you can rest (but can't save) for five whole gold, as opposed to FREE in the first town. And you can't even SAVE. What a crock of shit.
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Sometimes it just goes up for no reason, and I can't get it to go back down! It's so embarrassing in public. . .
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Hmm, two caves, I'd better check the right one out first.
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That's pretty exciting. Okay, the other one actually takes us to Sheran.
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Fuck this, I quit. No fucking giant spiders kay thanks. How soon do I learn a fire spell?
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Okay, finally at Sheran.
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Well it looks like the rumors were true, better get the hell out before the monsters return kthxbai
Lufia has locked herself in her room. But since this game doesn't have doors, really, I can just walk in.
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NEVER. EVER. NEVER EVER.
Seriously though, she'll get over it.
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But. . . I. . . in no way represent the kingdom, I'm just a lowly soldier. What the hell kind of monarchy is this?!
Fucking assholes. Okay, next time I go back and investigate the monsters. With my luck, I'll die or something.